| | Question: What happens when you add yourself to your own buddy list on AIM, and then block yourself? What if you warn yourself?
Hypothesis: Due to the self-referencing nature of having yourself on your own buddy list, blocking yourself should cause a rift in the fabric of space and time, thus causing the universe to implode. Similarly, the double effect of warning yourself should trigger an incosistency in AIM's Oscar protocol, disabling their servers and forcing thousands of users offline at once.
Method: 1) Added myself to my own buddy list. Sent myself a short IM consisting of the message "lkj.jk". Blocked myself. Sent myself another message. 2) Warned myself
Observations: Blocking myself didn't seem to do anything. The universe continued to function normally, and all subsequent messages were delivered. Warning myself increased my warning level by 20%, which seems to be four times the amount of a single warning.
Analysis: Conclusive evidence for the existence of multiverses. Due to the fact that this world continued to function, we must have forked at that moment in time, and the other universe that forked off of ours must have imploded. The Oscar protocol must have been upgraded recently to compensate for the warning deficiency.
Conclusion: I am slowly going insane... |
| | Posted 10/10/2003 1:59 AM - 10 Views - 4 eProps - 2 comments
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